awesome

apology accepted

That's Geno!!!!!!!!!

You never played Super Mario RPG? Thats Geno. He has guns for arms.

WRONG ACCENTS

They don't sound like they're from Starcraft. The dialogue is clunky and over formal, while the accents are almost the exact opposite of what they should be. They called it the "Confederacy" for a reason. I found it hard to accept as Starcrafty with the Limey accents

OMG

Probably the funniest newgrounds game I've played. The writing was great and I loved the comedic timing when the character walks into the village and has to buy stuff. In my mind, the having to buy stuff section stacked up into one epic joke that kept getting bigger until you go to sleep.

I feel sorry for the people who don't understand that the "only use one button" thing is the whole joke. That's right, there are at least two of them; the guy from dot dot dot, and the jerk who just voted zero a few spots under me.

nice monkey

I wish he had legs. Also the AK seems a little distorted? It looks crooked compared to the grip, and maybe a little small in the barrel region. great hands